I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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