Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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