he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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