Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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