So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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