Pants 0. Shit 1.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
My thoughts exactly.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.