Have you finally orgasmed yet?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
If I die, sorry about rent.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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