Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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