so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall