jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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