Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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