Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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