when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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