smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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