we're blogging at a bar
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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