jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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