doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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