dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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