I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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