Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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