were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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