I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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