So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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