ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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