It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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