I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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