So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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