There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.