I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.