also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision