Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Okay so I just had a really great idea