Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me