I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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