i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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