question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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