Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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