yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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