I'm gonna have a badass scar
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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