S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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