just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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