i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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