No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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