Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Be still, my beating vagina.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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