that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.