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• (650): View more from California

  Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate

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• (212): View more from New York

  Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha

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• (212): View more from New York

  He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again

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• (352): View more from Florida

  We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS

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• (925): View more from California

  I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches

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