Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(773): View more from Illinois

It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.

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(443): View more from Maryland

the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20

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(518): View more from New York

I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands

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(410): View more from Maryland

You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.

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(406): View more from Montana

I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage

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(727): View more from Florida

Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss

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(214): View more from Texas

I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw

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(904): View more from Florida

im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.

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