I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
the day after is always just damage control
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Everclear isn't food dammit
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