OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need some magic done to my vagina
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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