I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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