So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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