You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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