so explain again why im purple
no
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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