i jhust puked up my retainher.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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