The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
