Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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Can I color on your dick again?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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