Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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