i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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