I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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