If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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