Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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