oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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