Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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