I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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